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Saturday, May 06, 2006

Free of Cost!!!!!!

After seeing all these manifestos i found it very easy to write my own manifesto if at all i join politics. So as of now this is my imagination and any resemblence is purely coincidental.

My manifesto goes like this.

  • Free slippers to everyone
  • Each one will get free cow for making business
  • For every colour TV you buy you are eligible for a free remote control
  • Ration rice will be given free of cost irrespective of how many kilos you buy
  • 10 kg of gold will be given free of cost for every 10 gms of gold
  • Mount Road will be divided and will be given to every one equally free of cost
  • Will make sure that every one in Tamil Nadu will get everything for free even if exchequer becomes bankrupt
  • Engineering colleges will be opened in nook and corner of TamilNadu
  • Lap-Tops along with broadband internet connection will be given free of cost
  • Free cellular phone along with connection for everyone
  • For every 1 litre of petrol 2 litres of oil will be given free of cost
Sorry, i am able to give only this much free of cost. If at all our country becomes economically stronger than what it is now i ll try to give Rs 10000/- for everyone who has no job.

Thank you and hope you will vote for me.

VOTE FOR XXXXXX

4 comments:

Jaggy said...

On my part... I will leave this comment free of cost... And of course free from any suggestions from me...

Anonymous said...

en vote unnaku than da.....

Janani said...

U can count on my vote......barath.

Seshadri said...

naanum oru katcchi start panni unnudan koottani seruven..but i want 99.67 seats...:)